Текст: Torquil Barker 

Музика: Вяра Иванова

Dancing bear

If I could have a dancing bear to tell my troubles to 

With a CU Jimmy hat and a sporran with Irn Brew 
It would be nice on winter nights to sing the Ball of Kirriemuir 
But let me tell you something that you won't find in the news: 
It's whisky keeps the rain out of my soul. 

Though there are many things that I adore 
It's whisky keeps the rain out of my soul.

I could have an actor friend to teach me how to kiss 
And I could sing my heart out: for a pint and fish&chips 
This little bear she can dance all night long for pennies that are thrown 
But let me tell you something that might surprise you all: 
It's whisky keeps the rain out of my soul 
Though there are many things that I adore 
Nowadays It's only whisky keeps the rain out of my soul!