The most important thing we've learned,
so far as children are concerned,
is never, NEVER, NEVER let
them near your television set-
or better still, just don't install
the idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
we've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
and stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
a dozen eyeballs on the floor.) ...