Ode to a Pink Tricam *
Oh Pink's the one I love to place
when I'm alone way up in space
on some exposed and airy face.
They sink where other gear won't go.
When all you've got is manky pro,
This tricam saves your butt from woe.
But it's often hard to get them out;
They make your second moan and shout
And wave his nut tool 'round about
"Oh quit your whimpering," you rumble,
"And get it out or there'll be trouble" ...