The blonde bartender, lavish and seductive, said to me in a serious tone, "The beer is over."
"I will sacrifice myself," I said in a whisper, pointing to her bare breasts, "I will drink milk!"

I’m not used to talking to big crowds. Not even like medium or smaller ones. The only time I’m comfortable speaking in front of a lot of people is when I’m home and they are all imaginary. Heck, you could be imaginary for all I know. Because I feel pretty comfy in here.
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Ever seen a girl with that ...